If I could send these letters, I totally would. Sorry for the colorful language, but it's just how I'm feeling at the moment. Happy Singles Awareness Day, everyone.
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Dear Valentine's Day -
F*** YOU!!!
Sincerely,
Erin.
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Dear Cupid -
Go die in a ditch, you little bastard.
Sincerely,
Erin.
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Dear Love -
Please stop screwing me over. When you're ready for me, let me know. Until then... F*** YOU!!!
Sincerely,
Erin.
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Dear Happy Couples -
It would be greatly appreciated it if you would keep all of your lovey-dovey s*** off of Facebook, just for today. No one gives a d*** about your relationship with the person you are dating/engaged/married to. Please be considerate of those of us who have had zero luck in the Romance department. We really don't give a f*** about how amazing, wonderful and perfect your significant other is, and we definitely don't want to hear about how awesome and wonderful your Valentine's Day was. Keep that s*** off of Facebook, at least for one day. I'm just sayin. Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Erin.
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Dear Life -
You suck. Simple as that.
Sincerely,
Erin.
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